10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.