10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek