10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Welcome to kicker school
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.