10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.