10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.