10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "No river, no fish."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.