10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The all-in play works everytime but once.