10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.