10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger