10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22