10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.