10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Why not, when some because there are three.