10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.