10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker is for loners.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.