10 Random Poker Quotes
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- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
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- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Fold and live to fold again
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- if u play for the thrill u are ill