10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• It's Free To Fold...
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "No river, no fish."