10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
"I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha