10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.