10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."