10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Those eggs smell delicious!