10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson