10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)