10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is for loners.