10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz