10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss