10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?