10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury