10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)