10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon