10 Random Poker Quotes

Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
"You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant