10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is for loners.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.