10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.