10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is for loners.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003