10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.