10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"