10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer