10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.