10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester