10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz