10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.