10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob