10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant