10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.