10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.