10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."