10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."