10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."