10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim