10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "No river, no fish."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)