10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.